C-Biscuit and Machu Picchu have a disturbingly-lot in common with Real Housewives:
Our House Whippets are blonde and unusually large-chested, yet thin
They expect to be maintained in luxury
House Whippets of New York City have large wardrobes that include leopard print
A Real House Whippet stands back and lets others do the heavy lifting
They have lots of toys and like to entertain (that's their girlfriend Gracie)
On occasion (we won't say which ones), they dress up in costumes
Blurry, amateur photos of them with strange bedfellows tend to surface on the Internet
The girls know all that is really expected is for them to be quiet and look good.
How do Real House Whippets differ from Real Housewives? They do not like to get their nails done.
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