Real House Whippets of New York City

C-Biscuit and Machu Picchu have a disturbingly-lot in common with Real Housewives:

Our house-whippets are blonde and unusually large-chested

Our House Whippets are blonde and unusually large-chested, yet thin

 

They expect a luxurious lifestyle...

They expect to be maintained in luxury

 

They have large wardrobes, which include leopard print

House Whippets of New York City have large wardrobes that include leopard print

 

They stand back and let others do the heavy lifting

A Real House Whippet stands back and lets others do the heavy lifting

 

They have lots of toys, and like to entertain

They have lots of toys and like to entertain (that's their girlfriend Gracie)

 

On occasion, they are known to dress up in costumes

On occasion (we won't say which ones), they dress up in costumes

 

Blurry, amateur photos of them with strange bedfellows tend to surface on the Internet

Blurry, amateur photos of them with strange bedfellows tend to surface on the Internet

 

They know all that is expected is for them to be quiet and look good.

The girls know all that is really expected is for them to be quiet and look good.

How do Real House Whippets differ from Real Housewives? They do not like to get their nails done.

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5 responses to “Real House Whippets of New York City

  1. Lori

    Funny! (and all true…..)

  2. Ken

    A truly accurate description of TRHs (Their Royal Highnesses)!

  3. Lisa from CCT

    This is one of the funniest things I have ever read! I really enjoy the site and am learning a lot about whippets.

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